i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
Sitting in a hallway waiting for class to start and I’m like oh you cute you cute as cute boys walk by. K
“And I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.”
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in tumblr: omg, i am so popular, i’m a diva, i have so many followers, fuck u bitch, i’m more famous than you, i only talk with pretty people
real life: i don’t have friends mom, help me, i’m bullied
mom: go away from here little bitch, you did not follow me on tumblr
THIS SCENE MAKES ME FEEL SOME TYPA WAY
I barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday, but my high school locker combo is forever engraved in my brain.