so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(Source: deucebasket)

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light

(Source: brigwife)

What if thrift stores had stereos and music players that only played music from that generation.

One cannot simply walk to see the Gods.

Hercules is on Netflix.

Thank you based god.

Am I the only one that thought Now You See Me was about the illuminati?

Like. “The eye”.

Come on. How much more obvious can you be.