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lacigreen: bahah…ya never know!

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:25:47 -0400

bahah…ya never know!

so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off,...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:51:12 -0400

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:50:47 -0400

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light

What if thrift stores had stereos and music players that only played music from that generation.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:50:07 -0400

What if thrift stores had stereos and music players that only played music from that generation.

One cannot simply walk to see the Gods.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 02:57:05 -0400

One cannot simply walk to see the Gods.

Hercules is on Netflix. Thank you based god.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 02:36:32 -0400

Hercules is on Netflix.

Thank you based god.

mementomoriiv: Kevin Francis Gray - Ghost Girl I’ve seen this...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:12:32 -0400

mementomoriiv:

Kevin Francis Gray - Ghost Girl

I’ve seen this posted before, but I had never seen the face…!

Am I the only one that thought Now You See Me was about the illuminati? Like. “The...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 02:15:23 -0400

Am I the only one that thought Now You See Me was about the illuminati?

Like. “The eye”.

Come on. How much more obvious can you be.

considermedestroyed: itfeelslikegold: getbackinthewagonwoman: ...

Fri, 31 May 2013 00:47:31 -0400

considermedestroyed:

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

lol Bradley Cooper.

Photo

Wed, 29 May 2013 10:56:31 -0400

m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:30:42 -0400

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:30:27 -0400

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

religiousmom: if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:26:55 -0400

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

blueskytony: WHO DID THIS

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:26:39 -0400

blueskytony:

WHO DID THIS

Photo

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:26:17 -0400

areyoutryingtodeduceme: mrbluechalk: radioactivepapertowns: wi...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:26:03 -0400

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

chickensandwich: snorlaxatives: i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:25:39 -0400

chickensandwich:

snorlaxatives:

i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires together

“hey denise, shit on this woman when she walks by lmao”

turncoatrunaround: thatfunnyblog: Cutting off hair in ancient...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:24:07 -0400

turncoatrunaround:

thatfunnyblog:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Okay, who’s the lil’ shit that put the last one in.

urbancatfitters: “but mr. shakespeare, isn’t romeo and juliet a tragedy?” “hell no i write sins not...

Tue, 28 May 2013 14:48:56 -0400

urbancatfitters:

“but mr. shakespeare, isn’t romeo and juliet a tragedy?”

“hell no i write sins not tragedies”

amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and...

Tue, 28 May 2013 14:46:58 -0400

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams